The People's Republic of Our baby nickey is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nicky with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.802 billion Our baby nickeyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicky city. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Our baby nickeyian economy, worth 646 trillion Kisses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,111 Kisses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, Nicky's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Our baby nickey's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Our baby nickey is ranked 9,068^th in the world and 504^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 125 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.